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TO ALL THE KONKANI CATHOLICS WORLDWIDE - HAPPY MONTHI SAIBINICHEM FESTH | TO ALL THE TEACHERS WORLDWIDE - HAPPY TEACHERS DAY | LATE EVELYN SALDANHA - A TRIBUTE OF LOVE | ASMITA MONTEIRO, BANGALORE - INDIA - HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASMITA | REV.FR. JOSWEY FERNANDES,MOODUBELLE CHURCH - MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY

Sardar Jokes

Reshma Dsilva

Jokes :
1) Santa: Why do you take your wife to night clubs only?
Laloo: By the time she gets ready no other place is open.

2) Laloo: Petrol price increase hone ka hum ko koi farak nahi padta. Pehle bhi hum 100 rupye ka bharvata tha, ab bhi 100 ka hi bharvata hoon.

3) In India, we have only Postmen, but no Postwomen, why?
Because, they take 9 months for delivery.

4) Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, An Amazing Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

5) Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me compliment?
Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !

6) A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

7) Laloo was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: YES Expected!

8) Annoyed Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents

9) Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn''t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!

10) After becoming the CM of Bihar, Lalooji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.
Next day the photo appears in a newspaper with caption:

"Lalooji, third from left".

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Name : Alwyn pinto Mangalore, Location : India	Date : 08/06/2009
Really Exellant and wonderful imagination.God has given verry good tallant ........Keep it up all the best.......